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July 27, 2006

Bits And Pieces, Deb and Jason

I don't want to mention either of these things. But whatever.

Dr. Deb is back, emailing Jeff this time, and he's posting them for in his comments. Apparently she thinks if it's in an email, no one will know about it.

Oooh. I am so scared of you King Dumbphuque the Moron. Good thing you and the Countess didn’t have a girl!

S*atchel.

He.He.He.

"Dumbphuque." And I hope to God she didn't mean what she seems to mean by hoping Jeff "didn't have a girl," given her sexual orientation and the previous interest she's expressed in Jeff's kid's dating life.

Another threat against the kid. The cops really ought to be involved at this point.

What are you talking about? If you piss me off again I’m going to add satchel as a verb to that stupid little online “urban” fictionary your pissant anklebiting motherphuquing a-hole boyfriendz added frisch to. Capice?

Satchel. Verb: to drag your kid into sexually inappropriate fights on your blog. Subset of “yucky, icky, sicko things mommies and daddies (but usually daddies) do to their children.”

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, so i’m holding off on verbizing your progeny, mofo.

Call the FBI. Call your lawyer. BRING IT ON JEFFY BOY!!!!

Shee it. Did I ever misoverestimate you and your pissants.

It’s week 3 of my fifteen minutes of fame, you moron. Shut up.

P.S. You gotta admit, the count without the O joke is pretty good.

Yeah, it was really good. Hysterical.

Fifteen minutes of fame. Deb, this ain't fame, and if you can't recognize that, you're further gone than I thought.

The key to a good threat is to say something that threatens someone -- like stating you're going to turn a kid's name into a verb, suggesting that maybe you mean a verb having to do with violence -- and then coyly offering up a less-threatening "what I meant" cop-out to show in court.

Jeff, three letters: T. R. O. You can get one, and if she violates, she's hopelessly entangled with law enforcement. A few warnings at first, yes, but after that, they get more serious.

The woman needs to be in the system. For her own good as well. She needs to be checked up on regularly by both police and mental health professionals.

Oh-- and really, don't bother going to her site anymore. She's loving that, loving the chance to share her political views and poetry with the world.

Enough people send tips about her site and I'll post good stuff here, so you won't have to go there. So you won't miss out on it if she does something really weird, stupid, crazy.

And what are the odds of that happening, anyway, when you think about it?


Over at the Volokh Mega-Conspiracy, Jim Lindgren rounds up the Jason Leopold affair. Which, yeah, you've probably read three different ways by now. But he goes back into Leopold's past, errr, "troubles." And there are a lot of them.

Remember when Salon published that story about former Enron Official Thomas White (and, I think, also a former high-ranking officer in the Army serving under Bush)? Prominently cited by Paul Krugman of proof of the Bush Administrations' complicity in the Enron disaster? And then it was found to contain an "incriminating email" from White that was then suspected to have been entirely fabricated? And then even left-wing Salon had to retract the whole story as unreliable?

Remember that? Big brouhaha couple years back.

Yep. That was our boy Jason Leopold, too.

He's Steven Glass, but without all that "wit" and "charm" baggage.

This is what I keep telling the supposed "Reich-Ving Jason Leopold Enemies" calling him a "JEW BAG" on this site. See, you really don't have to resort to an anti-semitic epithet that casts much, much more shame on the speaker than on the target. There is a wealth of shady, criminal, dishonest, larcenous, drug-related, mental-health-realted, erratic, threatening, and just downright creepy behavior in Leopold's past you can use to malign him, all of which is 100% verifiably true, and much more shameful, I assure you, than the simple happenstance that he has a Jewish mother.

So, again: Why not use that ammo?

Jason?

Why not use that ammo to impugn your own name?

Sounds more effective, doesn't it, Jason?

You, sir, are a goof.

Threadjacking By The Bloghost: In the comments, I try to explain to a gay dude that the standard gay-camp-schtick isn't funny and isn't original and really ought to have been abandoned in the early 1950's.

I'm a crusader. I want to help gays. Seriously. I want to help them to abandon this ridiculous and tedious camp schtick that isn't funny to anyone, including themselves, although they pretend it is because it has become part of the social fabic in many subgenres of gay culture.

See? I'm pro-gay. I'm trying to help gays addicted to this standard-issue camp personality they've adopted shed it and be their real selves. And stop being so annoying.

In a way, I'm kind of like a Gay Mother Theresa. Well, not actually gay, I mean, you know, helping the gays. Like Mother Theresa.

If she were helping gays.

On a blog.



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