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Open Thread | Main | Greg Gutfeld Reviews "An Inconvenient Truth"
July 07, 2006

Deborah Frisch Pro-Am Open Poetry SLAM!

Bumped. Comments seem to be working now, so you can post your gems here.

LauraW submits:

Gafu blrarg on wet bark

fuck fuck I can't NOT
moths, moths, moths, moths, moths, moths EAT
I'm a professor

Although federal laws forbid me from competing myself, I can offer this as an example, not an entry:

Saw a garden, overrun with weeds.
I said, not me.
Through Spring I smothered and plucked them.
In Summer my garden was blooming brilliant.
But in the slumberous warmth the weeds got ahead of me.
Have I got the will, in this heat?
Oh, let them go to seed
And sleep with me under the snow
Chancing some Spring awakening!

It's really got that "creepy unhinged Deb Frisch vibe" to it, I think.

Other Poems...: are here.

More Deb Frisch Poetry... here, at Villainous Company. She calls herself a "bloggerist," and is the only Poetical Stalker I know of.

People who are always trying to coin cute new words are 1, stupid, and 2, likely insane.

She posts under the name -- yet another desperate cry for help -- under the name "Looney Lefty" or "LL" for short.

This isn't poetry. It's just... well, judge for yourself.

The war in Iraq is a cost-ineffective, oxymoronic waste of money

"Oxymoronic"? Does she believe that "oxymoronic" just means "super moronic"?

Does anyone see an oxymoron there?

University. Professor.

Doesn't know what "oxymoron" means, which is a tough vocabulary word... if you're in ninth grade, speak English as a second language, and are, in fact, a monkey being trained by DARPA to throw poop at IED's.

Gee, I wonder if her political leanings somehow helped her career in the academy.

I'm serious. Look at her insipid writings. Nevermind the crazy shit. Look at the very low level of intellect we're dealing with here.

University. Adjunct. Professor.

How did this borderline retard manage this feat? I can't imagine her writing skills much impressed her professors.

i blog, therefore i am. i rant, i troll, i spam. i'm arrogant, crude and sometimes too rude i can't stand uncle sam.

Is there a... "special" professor track I'm not aware of?

Thanks to Beth.

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