Lindsey Lohan In: The Penis Trap

Whoops! I guess I didn't learn to read very well. It's not clear to me if Wizbang is being snide or not... I'm not sure if he's saying this was actually rehearsal for a scene involving fellatio or if he's saying this was genuine fellatio. Sometimes snark is hard to read through.

So, at appears, for the moment, this is just a scene from a movie.

Still pretty good.

Blowin' a dude (?). Nice.

With video, too, but video that lasts like three seconds, doesn't clearly show her as Lindsey Lohan, and doesn't even really show her doing the deed. Getting ready for the deed, yes. Kneeling down to kiss the deed, yes. Teasing the deed with her tongue, yes. But doing the deed? Sadly, no.

I apologize to any who may be offended by this post, but I'm sorry, this is pretty much a heterosexual must and decency and sensitivty just don't enter into it.

Thanks for entirely unrelated reasons to The Skinner Sphere. He had nothing to do with this post at all, wink wink.

Related: A "Phenomenal" Anti-Missile Test: Also nice.

posted by Ace at 12:24 PM

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