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July 30, 2006

A Few Words From Mr. Gibson

PREEMPTIVE UPDATE: For background on this post, click here.

First of all, though I didn't appreciate Ace's post about my recent indiscretions, I forgive him because he and I have been friends for many years. Sometimes close pals say things you aren't really interested in hearing. Even families fight, but at the end of the day they're still family.

Second of all, I'm here today to tell you all to get off his tits.

Whoa, a guest post that's actually funny. First one ever?

Posted by someone at July 30, 2006 02:59 PM

Dear someone,
Your mother is a Jew.

Regarding the elephant in the living room:

1. Ace clearly underwent a melt-down.

2. His comments over at Wizbang were really ugly. He sounded unbalanced, wild-eyed crazy. He sounded like a Kos kid.

3. Repeatedly calling someone a cunt: awful.

Posted by Ed Snate at July 30, 2006 11:53 AM

Regarding the elephant in the livingroom:
1. Are you a Jew?

If you have any further complaints about Ace, please register them at 1-800-SUCK-MY-UNCIRCUMCISED-PURPLE-HEADED-CHRISTIAN-SOLDIER-YOU-HYMIE-BASTARDS.
But feel free to cut on Michael, who is vaguely Jewy.

And don't miss the release of my new movie, Apocalypto, which is in post-production right now.

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