Answers To Rock Star Real Names Quiz

All taken from here.

The original quiz was here.

) Stuart Leslie Goddard = Adam Ant

2) Walden Robert Cassotto = Bobby Darin. The hint about "covered by Kevin Klein" is a reference to Klein singing "Beyond the Sea" at the end of French Kiss.

3) Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong = Dido

4) Harry Rodger Webb = Cliff Richard

5) George Alan O'Dowd = Boy George

6) Paul David Hewson = Bono, or Bono Vox, if you want to be persnickety about it.

7) Stanley Kirk Burrell = MC Hammer or "Hammer"

8) Patricia Andrzejewski = Pat Benatar

9) Stanley Harvey Eisen = Paul Stanley

10) James Johnson = Rick "Super Freak" James

11) Richard Starkey = Ringo Starr

12) Richard Allan Ream = Rikki Rocket of Poison

13) Robert Cummings = Rob Zombie

14) Helen Folasade Adu = Sade

15) John Simon Ritchie = Sid Vicious

16) Christine Perfect = Christine McVie

17) Artis Ivey Jr. = Coolio

18) David Robert Hayward Stenton Jones = David Bowie

19) Gordon Sumner = Sting

20) Declan Patrick McManus = Elvis Costello aka Napoleon Dynamite

21) John Graham Mellor = Joe Strummer of The Clash

22) John Ramistella = Johnny "Secret Agent Man" Rivers

23) Frederick Farookh Bulsara = Freddy Mercury

24) Gary Webb = Gary Numan. Come on-- sythesizers and pyramids. Cars, baby.

25) Steveland Morris = Stevie Wonder

26) Marc Feld = Marc Bolan of T-Rex ("Bang a Gong")

27) Saul Hudson = Slash. Slash is a slightly better rock and roll name than "Saul Hudson."

28) Edward Louis Severson = Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam

29) Reginald Kenneth Dwight = Elton John

30) Sylvester Stewart = Sly Stone

31) Michael Balzary = Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

32) Sharyl James and Sandy Denton = Salt 'n Pepa

33) Rudy Martinez = ?, of ? and the Mysterians ("96 Tears")

34) Alan Palmer = Robert Palmer. Why he changed just his first name to something arguably lamer I don't know.

35) Anthony Ray = Sir Mix-A-Lot

36) William Michael Albert Broad = Billy Idol

37) William Bailey = Axl Rose, or W. Axl Rose, where the W stands for "Whatever"

38) Steven Demetre Georgiou = Cat Stevens, now Yousef Islam

39) Michelle Harrison = Courtney Love

40) Thomas Arnold George Dorsey = Englebert Humperdinck

Final Jeopardy Question: Steven Duren, ex-fellow-gang-member of Ace Frehley, is better known as Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P.

posted by Ace at 02:18 PM

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