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July 16, 2006
Quiz: Real Names Of Rock Stars
Below are some real birthnames of rock/pop/etc. stars that go by stage names. Some are easy, some are really hard, some are completely unfair but I think they're kinda funny.
I was looking for Billy Squier's real name. Not sure if it's his real name or not, but I didn't find it on a list. Anyway, I came up with this quiz instead.
Updated: Now with hints for the really tough ones.
1) Stuart Leslie Goddard
2) Walden Robert Cassotto (Hint: Covered by Kevin Klein.)
3) Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong (Hint: Beloved by Craig Kilbourne, Marshall Mathers.)
4) Harry Rodger Webb (Hint: British "rocker" recently mentioned a couple of times in the Guilty Pleasure song thread.)
5) George Alan O'Dowd
6) Paul David Hewson
7) Stanley Kirk Burrell (Hint: baggy pants)
8) Patricia Andrzejewski (Hint: Her first name stayed the same, shortened. Her fake last name was the name of one of her albums.)
9) Stanley Harvey Eisen (Hint: He is a knight of sorts.)
10) James Johnson (Hint: not super tough.)
11) Richard Starkey
12) Richard Allan Ream (that's right... Dick Ream) (Hint: candy-metal.)
13) Robert Cummings (Hint: now a director.)
14) Helen Folasade Adu (Hint: One word stage name.)
15) John Simon Ritchie (Hint: a nasty little bastard.)
16) Christine Perfect (unmarried name)
17) Artis Ivey Jr. (Hint: A rapper.)
18) David Robert Hayward Stenton Jones
19) Gordon Sumner
20) Declan Patrick McManus
21) John Graham Mellor (Hint: dials from England.)
22) John Ramistella (Hint: They've taken away his name.)
23) Frederick Farookh Bulsara
24) Gary Webb (Hint: synthesizers & pyramids.)
25) Steveland Morris
26) Marc Feld (Hint: clad in black.)
27) Saul Hudson
28) Edward Louis Severson (Hint: Seattle.)
29) Reginald Kenneth Dwight
30) Sylvester Stewart
31) Michael Balzary (Hint: Bassist.)
32) Sharyl James and Sandy Denton (Hint: Spicy duo.)
33) Rudy Martinez (Hint: One of the ultimate one hit wonders. His stage name is a single character. And I didn't specify a letter or number.)
34) Alan Palmer (Hint: He shouldn't have bothered changing it.)
35) Anthony Ray (Hint: even white boys can get this one.)
36) William Michael Albert Broad
37) William Bailey
38) Steven Demetre Georgiou (Hint: He's changed his stage name again.)
39) Michelle Harrison (Hint: Hore.)
40) Thomas Arnold George Dorsey
Final Jeopardy Question: This man, whose given name is Steven Duren, began his career in rock and roll hooliganism as a member of a street gang with Ace Frehley of KISS. He was one of the most name-checked rock stars of the early Ace of Spades blog, even though I couldn't name a single damn song he had anything to do with, gun to my head.
Bonus Fact: Trick question that doesn't work in this format. But Paul Revere of Paul Revere & the Raiders? His real name is... Paul Revere.
True fact.