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July 31, 2006

Oh stop it now... I'm okey dokey! [Fidel Castro]

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It's just a formality really, Raul can handle things.

Even though he's a moron. Ok who am I kidding, he's a fucking retard.

Look, I'm not happy about this either. I got a bleedin gut thing and they gotta patch me up. I'm gonna be down for a few weeks.

Raul's a fucking idiot and everybody knows it. What the hell am I gonna do? He's the only brudda I got and Alarcon can't handle this shit.

Besides, Raul's 75. How long can he screw this up?

Oh. Ok, you got me there.

I don't feel so good.


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posted by Ace at 10:06 PM

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