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July 24, 2006

To Know Glenn's Sock-Puppets Is To Love Glenn's Sock Puppets


Well, it turns out that Glenn's Magic Boyfriend writes up his sock-puppets so that they wind up using another favorite opening phrase of Glenn's. We already knew that Glenn and "Rick Ellensburg" both favor opening sentences with the phrase "To recap," but now we find out how much they all love their opponent's arguments.

Match the quote with the correct person or sock puppet for each. (Emphasis added):

I love how Lorie Byrd thinks she knows more about the security concerns of Rumsfeld and Cheney than the Secret Service and Rumsfeld himself know.

a) Glenn Greenwald
b) "Rick Ellensburg"
c) "Thomas Ellers"

I love how you criticize the post for being too long and then criticize it for not including enough examples.

a) Glenn Greenwald
b) "Rick Ellensburg"
c) "Thomas Ellers"

I love how Franks claims not to know who Greenwald is and never reads his blog...

a) Glenn Greenwald
b) "Rick Ellensburg"
c) "Thomas Ellers"

Answers after the jump.

The Boys From Brazil graphic is courtesy Bbeck, the official Ace of Spades T-shirt model; the quotes are from Patterico's upcoming big-bastard ball-bustin' Glenn Greenwald Sock Puppet Round-Up Rodeo.

McQ-- you still claimin' that it's easy to tell Glenn Greenwald's style from his sock puppets'?

The funny thing is, both of these were done independently of each other. They both came together accidentally.

Answers: 1. A; 2. A; 3. A. They're all Glenn Greenwald, dickhead.

But technically the answers are 1. A, 2. B, 3. C.

Come on, I had to make it simple for you morons.

Thanks to Patterico for the A, A, A joke, which is funny because it's true.

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