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July 11, 2006
NYT Headline: "Once Again, Gazans Are Displaced By Israeli Occupiers"
Waaahmbulance chasers.
Khairi Edbary and his family of eight normally share a tiny concrete house with his brother and his family of eight, with a raw dividing wall of concrete blocks providing a touch of privacy.
These days, however, the house is almost empty. The Edbarys live on the eastern edge of the broken runway of what was once the Gaza airport, which has now been taken over by Israeli troops.
Like many of the people here, mostly poor farmers, the Edbarys have heeded the Israeli call to evacuate their homes to escape the fighting and are sleeping in United Nations schools in nearby Rafah.
Mr. Edbary, 36, displayed a large brass shell from an Israeli heavy machine gun that had fallen from an attack helicopter onto his roof. “At night,” he said, “the noise is frightening, and the firing shakes the ground. They shoot at anything moving at night.”
As the great, Prince-like Justin Timberlake sang, Cry Me A River.
Here's a headline:
NYT Reporters Ponder Similarity of Asses, Elbows
Editorial Staff Declares Them "Essentially Indistinguishable"