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July 29, 2006

My Name is BrewFan, and I'm a Retard -- BrewFan

Hi everybody, my name is BrewFan, and I'm a retard. Actually, you know the phrase "giggling like a retard"? That phrase came about because other retards giggle when they think about how retarded I am. That's pretty darn retarded, I'd say.

I like to make jokes about diddling Michael's wife, but let's be honest -- I'm such a moron that even if she gave me a shot at the title, I'd probably end up trying to stick it in her nose or something. Yes, I am that retarded.

You know, now that I think about it, maybe Ace should have taken precautions to make sure the Innocent Bystanders commenters had their individual blogger identities, instead of having to manually type in their names every time.


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