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Sit on This [Retired Geezer]
Disclaimer: Dragonflies are Extremely Dangerous.
Please don't try this without medical personnel standing by.
It's a well-known fact that all of the male commenters at Innocent Bystanders are White-Hot Crimefighting Thugs.
And all the IB Babes are... well, Babes.
We're all comfortable with our budding sexuality.
That being said, I was wondering:
Is it gay to post a picture of a bug sitting on your finger?
I don't think Ace has ever done it.
Handblogging went over pretty well with the IB visitors.
But.
I fully expect Dave in Texas to belittle this.
Just consider the source... he can't even make his Dog sit.
I can usually entice Dragonflies to sit on my finger.
Sometimes even birds.
Showgirls, not so much.
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