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July 21, 2006

Teaser... Timeline Coming

Not by me, of course. That takes work and organization and weird acronyms like XLS and stuff.

I don't know if the timeline will exactly hang our boy, but it might be harder for him to claim Protective Boyfriends were just stealing the computer between his postings to make quick defensive comments as "Ellison."

Or even... "Wilson."

Sniff.

Glenn... I've been meaning to talk to you about this. You might want to lay low in a safe house or with a nearby relative for a while, because you might be wanted for Sock Puppetry.


Partial Timeline, adjusted to Brazil time, which is one hour ahead of current eastern time:

201.37.43.117: Ellison @ Ace of Spades HQ
7/13 10:14 AM

201.37.43.117: Glenn Greenwald @ Patterico's Pontifications
7/13 11:31 AM Same comment spammed to five locations

201.37.43.117 : Glenn Greenwald @ Patterico's Pontifications
7/13 11:39 AM PDT Same comment spammed to five locations


Well, I was wondering why Glenn would give up the computer to his boyfriend during the morning hours, when, presumably, he was working.

But then another thought struck me.

I understand why Glenn's home. He's a "New York Times Bestselling Author," on a publicity tour.

But why is his boyfriend home during working, weekday hours?

Does he not work?

If he does work -- see if you can follow this -- he can't have been home to have posted as "Ellison."

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posted by Ace at 12:05 AM

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