Man, 80, Admits Dealing Crack To Pay Hookers

AoS Lifestyle (TM), Golden Years Edition:

An 80-year-old man acknowledged Wednesday that he dealt drugs at his house in return for sex with prostitutes.

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When an Allegheny County judge asked Cocco why he chose a new profession so late in life, Cocco replied, "I was trying to stay alive, your honor -- pay my bills."

By which he means "whore bills."

Now here's an attorney who's earning her money. You've got some perverted alte kache dealing crack to pay for whores. He's caught red-handed. So what can you do?

Play the widower card, of course.

Cocco's lawyer, Martha Bailor, told the court her client wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago, and turned to prostitutes.

"He decided it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

He added his wife always told him, "If you should outlive me, it is my fondest wish that you remain sexually active by banging street-whores while dealing crack cocaine to pay them."

It's what Mavis would have wanted, you know.

Thanks to See-Dub.

posted by Ace at 07:57 PM

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