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July 13, 2006

Imagine... There's No Israel...

...it's easy... if you're a Daily Kos diarist...

... no Jews to cause wars... a Jew-free paradise...

...imagine a moustached strongman... showing us all the way...

Imagine a world without Israel by qrswave

Or is that not allowed?

Muslims, Jews, and Christians could live in peace without fear of mutual destruction.

There would be no more need for US AID or justification for Dimona.

We could bring down the Wall, send prisoners home, and families could be reunited.

We could dismantle checkpoints, open crossings, and pull down barbed wire fences.

There would be no more settlements or armed settlers because the people would be united.

We could replant trees and olive groves and rebuild battered cities.

No more suicide bombers or sniper fire, and no more dead civilians.

No more targeted killings and hell-fire missiles, or systematic demolitions.

Palestinians and Jews could live together and the world could address other issues.

What a simpler place this world would be

if there was no need for a Jewish majority - where there would otherwise be none.

Is it so hard to imagine?

A simpler world indeed! Why, within 48 hours of the abolition of Israel, all those pesky Jews would be dead!

No, it's not hard to imagine it. A great man imagined it before. Alas, his dreams of a Judenfrei society were interrupted by unilateralist American imperalist neo-cons who invaded his sovereign kite-flying paradise.


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