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July 11, 2006


The "ShockAbsorber" sports bra promises to redude breast-bounce during exercise by 50% or so.

And, just in case you can't imagine the simple concept of reducing bounce, they've got a photo-realistic demostration of boobies bouncing, naked boobies, boobies in a normal bra, boobies in the ShockAbsorber. (Mild content warning-- boobies.)

And, of course, you can pick your cup size.

99% of the people clicking on this are not going to be in the market for a sports bra. I also think that the company is going to learn that 99% of American women have G-sized breasts and constantly engage in vigorous exercise, like jumping on a trampoline.

The writer of F.A.T.A.L. just decided he needs to add a new 300 page appendix to his game.

Thanks to Blacksheep.

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