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July 07, 2006

Is There Anything David Spade Can't Hit?

Supposedly Heather F'n' Locklear is now sporting a tattoo reading "Finch," Spade's character on Just Shoot Me.

Even if the tattoo thing is wrong -- and it sounds like it; why would someone get a tattoo of the name of a sitcom character played by a lover? -- it remains true that Locklear is having at least a "fling" with David Spade.

I don't get it. Yeah, I like the guy. I think he's funny. I'd even say he's good-looking, despite the Calvin thing he has going.

But how on earth is he rampaging through Hollywood pooter like Sherman driving to the sea?

Who knew that psuedo-gay bitchy thing and the robot-dance could score you that kind of tail?


Thanks to yls.


Allah Vs. Karol: Confidence? Status? Or robot-dance?

I dunno. Maybe all three.


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