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July 04, 2006
"Little Mr. Apricot" Agri-Pageant Winner Stripped Of Crown After Flipping Off Crowd
A four year old has a "finger malfunction," so they take away his stupid apricot costume.
Personally, I think the kid was a marketing genius. Who ever even thinks of apricots? I know I don't. I think he was trying to reposition the fruit as an "outlaw" product, like Harley Davidson motorcyles.
Apricots
The bad-ass, nunchuck-flipping, whore-stomping Pimp Kings of snack-fruits that your mother always warned you about.
They should give this kid a godddamned MacArthur Genius grant, not punish him.
Thanks to Pupster. And also, sidhe.