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July 11, 2006

Bean-Bag Furniture So Sumptuous You Could Have Sex With It

Literally.

Why buy both a corduroy bean-bag chair and an artificial sex device? Wouldn't it be great if you could save floor space by combining both items into one?

I mean, haven't we all settled down into our favorite chair and thought, "Wow, this chair is really comfortable. I just wish there were some way I could copulate with my favorite furnishings"? And who hasn't wanted to pull over the ottoman for a hot little three-way?

Content warning; the "literally" is meant quite, well, literally.

If you're thinking of buying this, really, you've nothing left to live for. Save your money to invest in that snazzy noose you've had your eye on.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

"Classy:" A friend of mine always used to refer to stuff like this as "classy," usually (for some reason) doing a double-Nixon-V-for-victory-finger-salute when he said it.

But I think I get it now. You've got a bean-bag chair. Made of corduruy. It's not really "adult" furniture.

So what do you do to classy it up? You like your chair; you don't want to give it up, right?

Eureka! You stick a duct-tape and gorilla-glue artificial pooter in the middle of it.

It stops being a bit of knockaround college furniture and becomes in instant conversation-starter.


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