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July 17, 2006

Supermodel + Moving Vehicle = Tragicomedy Waiting To Happen

Naomi Campell trashes boyfriend's yacht over beef with Italian chef.

"I saaaiiid... we got a motherfuckin' aging supermodel (?) on this motherfuckin' yacht...!"

Campbell, known for her outbursts, flew into a violent rage after an argument with the unidentified chef over antipasti on a menu and his choice of wine.

She is said to have smashed up furniture and fittings on the Β£1.5 million yacht, Nasma, belonging to her new boyfriend, Dubai-born Prince Badr Jafar.

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News reports estimated the damage to be more than Β£30,0000.

Staff on the yacht dived for cover as Campbell lashed out at furniture, including priceless antiques, light fittings and cushions, as well as smashing china plates and crystal glasses.

No offense, Naomi, but you're not hot enough to get away with this crap anymore. I don't know you ever really were. Your spastic temper is writing checks your ass can't cover.


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