Keith Olbermann Gives Nazi Salute In O'Reilly Pose

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Top Ten Ways In Which Keith Olbermann Alleges Bill O'Reilly Is Just Like Hitler

10. Hitler's greatest crime was oppressing people with strong ratings in key demos

9. Hitler instructed his SS to tell people "I'll give you the last word," and then, you know, not

8. An entire chapter of Mein Kampf is devoted to suggesting a "Final Solution" to "Internet Smear Merchants, like Stuart Smalley"

7. Early in the war, Hitler praised Stalin as a "stand-up guy" and thanked him for "coming in here and taking the heat"

6. One of the vilest of the Nazi Race Laws was the one that commanded people to "Keep it pithy"

5. Hitler forced Jews to wear yellow stars indicating their Jewish heritage as well as "name and town, name and town"

4. Hitler's enemies? 1) Jews 2) the French 3) Russians/Slavs 4) "jackanapes and poltroons"

3. The last diplomatic communique Hitler sent to Stalin before launching a surprise invasion against his one-time ally read simply, "I'm sorry, I have to wrap this up, we're coming up on a hard break"

2. Thousands of adoring fans would throng Hitler at his rallies, shouting back key slogans of Naziism, such as "Deutschland Uber Alles," "One Nation, One Blood, One Will," and "Who's Lookin' Out For You?"

...and the Number One Way In Which Keith Olbermann Alleges Bill O'Reilly Was Just Like Adolf Hitler...

1. It's a little known fact that the Third Reich was not created primarily to engage in mass genocide or world conquest, but rather to endlessly shill "Hitler Factor" t-shirts, coffee mugs, and "No Jew Zone" caps, just in time for Father's Day

Updating Andy Warhol: In the future, everyone will be compared to Hitler for fifteen minutes.

Simpsons Did It! Beautiful Atrocities has already remarked, and documented, that in the future, everyone will be Hitler for Fifteen Minutes.

Damn it all.

Thanks to Phil for alerting me to my typo on "communique," which usually I wouldn't sweat (my first language is "Spelling Error"), but here it ruined the flow of a good joke.

Thanks, Phil.

posted by Ace at 01:17 PM

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