Irony & Pathos A Go Go

January 07, 2004

I am a psychologist. My area of expertise is risk perception and decision making. This field was invented by Daniel Kahneman and the late Amos Tversky . The basic finding is that the way we think about risky decisions is very different from the way statisticians and economists say we SHOULD think about them.

-- Deb Frisch, on her blog

I’d like to hear more about your “tyke� by the way. Girl? Boy? Toddler? Teen? Are you still married to the woman you ephed to give birth to the tyke?

Tell all, bro!

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[...] as I said elsewhere, if I woke up tomorrow and learned that someone else had shot you and your “tyke� it wouldn’t slow me down one iota. You aren’t “human� to me.

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So if you could just tell me the AGE and SEX of your “tyke,� I’d be stoked!

Thanx!

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Ooh. Two year old boy. Sounds hot. You live in Colorado, I see. Hope no one Jon-Benets your baby.

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I reiterate: If some nutcase kidnapped your child tomorrow and did to her what was done to your fellow Coloradan, Jon-Benet Ramsey, I wouldn’t give a damn.

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Give your pathetic progeny (I sure hope that mofo got good genes from his mama!) a big fat tongue-filled kiss from me! LOTS AND LOTS OF SALIVA from Auntie MOONBAT, if you don’t mind!

Somehow, Jeffy boy, I think you get off on the possibility of Frenching your pathetic progeny, even if it is a boy. You seem like a VERY, VERY sick mofo to me, bro.

-- Deb Frish, expressing a sexual interest in, and death wishes against, Jeff Goldstein's kid, using her university email account.

Hmmmm... Psychology. Risk analysis. Decision making. How people behave irrationally in analzing risk and making decisions.

She, uhhhh, should sort of get fired straight offa Jump Street for being so completely out of her reckoning, eh?

Unless they pay her to be a permanent test subject or something. Like, she's the monkey in the box who just can't learn to not touch the electrified banana-button.

Thanks to steve_in_hb again, who by the way isn't really a conservative, as you might know.

But he hates the stupid. Close enough.

Anyway, as some commenters are noting:

Deb Frisch.

Strong. Tough.

Nuttier than a Snickers bar.

Layers.

Upon layers.

In a four-cheese pizza of batshit crazy.

More Layers: Deb makes a cameo appearance in this article, being unable to resist arguing with an obvious lunatic. Well, lunatics argue with each other over nothing. Just go to any asylum and watch the fun.

But funnier than her antics is the stuff this "preacher" is preachin'.

Some of Smock's comments included "a masturbator today is a homosexual tomorrow" and "God has a vagina for every homosexual." Smock also said the only thing Mexicans contribute to society is burritos, and Jewish people are only good at making bagels and running banks.

Smock advised students against "fornicating outside of marriage," drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana or doing drugs, although Smock said he found God while doing LSD in college.

First of all, the guy's name is Smock.

Okay, that's a smile right there. And then... "God has a vagina for every homosexual"? Like a holy pimp for homos?

Mexicans only gave us burritos? What about pinatas? And tacos? And El Caminos?

Jews are only good at making bagels and running banks? Nonsense. They're also good at controlling the media.

And also: using the black man as muscle to "move in" on you. (It goes without saying that this tactic leaves you defenseless.)

Oh Lordy. That's freakin' great stuff.

I hope that part about masturbating isn't true, though. If it is, well... I'm due to become seriously, uhhh, "libertarian" pretty damn soon.

Thanks a whole bunch to rw.

What a great story. No matter which page you turn to, it's compelling.

posted by Ace at 01:44 AM

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