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July 14, 2006

Keith ("Who?") Olberman Hits Personal "Grim Milestone"

The 100th attack on Bill O'Reilly since his latest failed show began.

"Some doubted whether he would reach this milestone before being cancelled," said [Olbermann Watch contributor Johnny] Dollar, "but I was confident that given Keith's power of self-delusion he would keep pounding out the same hackneyed material even as ratings tumbled off their post-Winter Olympics peak. When it comes to flailing and failing KO rarely disappoints."

The unrequited love is almost as cute as Andrew Sullivan's enduring puppy-dog crush/stalker obsession with Instapundit.

The one good thing about having ratings as low as Olbermann's is that you can really peform fan service and sleep with the majority of your viewers.

posted by Ace at 05:25 PM

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