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July 14, 2006

Hezbollah "Ready For Open War"

Open war would be a nice change of pace for the cowards.

Does this mean they'll actually engage Israeli troops as actual soldiers do, rather than sniping at them while hidden in homes containing children?

Doubt it.

The Religion of Peace (TM) continues on its world tour. Peace-rockets rain down in Haifa, sending shards of high-velocity peace-shrapnel shredding through civilians' bodies. Meanwhile, an Israeli warship is struck and sunk by radar-guided peace.

Indian police continue to investigate last week's Peace Train incident, where eight backpacks containing high-explosive peace killed at least eight passengers.

Iraq teeters on civil war as armed militias in Baghdad spray automatic peacefire at each other, and abduct civilians in roving "Peace Vans."

Iran vows to continue research into its subatomic peace-fissioning devices.

I don't know about you, but I've had just as much goddamned "peace" as I can tolerate.

posted by Ace at 04:36 PM

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