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July 17, 2006

Jeff Gannon Gives It To The Gays

An oddly quasihomophobic series of remarks made to the Log Cabin Republicans.

It's okay if he says this stuff, though. He's gay.

Wait, no he says he's not.

I'm so confused.

On G.O.P.-turned-Democrat provocateur David Brock: "At 35, he decided that he loved shoving dollar bills down the pants of the twinks down at [D.C. gay strip club] Wet."

So, he's not gay, but he can fluidly use gay slang like "twinks" and casually name-check DC gay strip clubs?

Well, no one said the Messiah's words would be easy to comprehend.

The article ends:

Finally, on allegations of his own hooker past: "Responsible people see it my way, that it doesn't matter."

It's Jeff Gannon's moral universe, folks. We're just living in it.

Indeed.

Thanks to the Skinner Sphere.


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