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This music may bring you comfort at a time when the world is at its darkest and all hope seems lost. We WILL rise again. We WILL retake the political reigns of this country. [dri]
@AndrewCMcCarthy

If you've ever been around Kevin Williamson, you're jaw drops at how down-to-earth, gifted, erudite, and flat-out smarter than everyone in the room he is. Thatís what being around @ChrisStirewalt is like.

When Andrew McCarthy vouches for someone, that person is about to screw you.
@davereaboi
Notice which performatively "conservative" pundits and outlets have been silent or agnostic on the issue of Dems declaring half the country domestic terrorists.

And those who are openly supportive!
Parody of Conservative, Inc.'s renewed efforts to grift money from you:
@DarrenJBeattie
We need your help PATRIOT

We know you've been designated a domestic terror threat in your own country, and we're sorry we did nothing to stop that.

but if you don't whip out credit card and MOOOO donation AOC and the SQUAD will commence AMNESTY orgy with CHICOM spy gigolos!!!
Boycott Kohl's and Bed, Bath & Beyond. They have stopped selling MyPillows because of its owner's political beliefs.
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Sportswriter Marlowe Alter of the Detroit Free Press sought to ruin the career of Lions coaching candidate Dan Campbell by digging up and publishing "homophobic" comments Campbell made as a college student 22 years ago. "However, it wasn’t long after the article was published that Alter found himself on the defensive after Twitter users uncovered some extremely anti-gay comments Alter made in the past." [Buck]
Surprise! Disney Lucasfilm's new Chinese Communist Party version of Star Wars is a pungent propaganda fart against running dog capitalism
CoRpoRaTIonZ aRE OUr FRenZ, COmradezzz!
Ignore the inelegance of the translation. But due check out the political messaging, which Disney Lucasfilm is using Star Wars' IP value to push on behalf of its Communist Chinese business partners.
Disney Lucasfilm now creating Chinese language Star Wars stories for Chinese market only; stories will not be translated into English
More, from "Disney Star Wars Is Dumb:"
Now that the CCP's pet gerbil has been placed into the U.S. Presidency, and with the possibility of Bob Iger being appointed as ambassador to China, the propagandist possibilities are endless.
James Waugh, VP of Franchise Content & Strategy for Lucasfilm, says that the author of this story will bring very specific Chinese perspectives to the world building. Though itís likely that James conflates the perspective of the Chinese people with the perspective of the CCP, which are entirely different and separate.
Chen Yang, the Vice President & Chief Editor of China Literature, claims that this effort will show online literature's "inclusiveness." Amusingly however, we already know that this "inclusive" story will feature an exclusively Chinese sector of the galaxy.

CoRpOrAtIoNz ArE oUr FrEnZ
Woke Media now complaining that uber-woke Doctor (Karen) Who wasn't woke enough, because black people were among the people who suffered violence on the show
We demand representation! (But nothing bad can ever happen to the characters representing us.)
Some black commenters are shouting back at these idiots, telling them to stop their "quest for supreme wokeness"
Dan "Ben Sasse with an eyepatch" Crenshaw says that Trump's rhetoric is responsible for encouraging violence -- forgetting that he released a video portraying himself as a leader of a team of super-soldiers taking over the government
This is the game they have been playing for 100 years. They did the same thing with Sarah Palin's "target" map. "My rhetoric encouraging 'fighting' is just passionate politics. Your rhetoric encouraging 'fighting' is a literal call to violence." Fuck these people, and fuck Dan Crenshaw.
I mean, it's incredible, right?
Are you a DIY plumber? Check out this (new to me) tool. [dri]
@dockaurG
"Lockdown is a luxury of the rich... luxury of the affluent. Lockdown harms the disadvantaged. We have given up looking after the vulnerable. I cannot understand how ppl cannot be sensitive to these issues. Much of the world does not have that privilege"
-Oxford Prof @SunetraGupta

Someone said: There are only lockdowns for the middle class. For everyone else, it's poor people delivering shit to rich people.
Nikki Haley -- Jeb Bush with a UTI* -- started a presidential PAC today. As expected.
@JesseKellyDC
Weíre now 3.5 years away from the DC pundit-class being SHOCKED when Nikki Haley gets 5% of the vote in Iowa.

* Yes, I know, technically speaking, Jeb Bush himself is "Jeb Bush with a UTI."
Juanita Broaddrick
@atensnut

I'm officially an Independent.

Lot of that going 'round.
Whoops! Whoopsie! I had meant to link Ethan van Sciver (and Cecil) for the corporations are our frenz material, but I forgot to. The show's worth listening to. Good stuff to put on while you're on the treadmill or etc.
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