Yeah, Rob Ford Might Be Slightly Out of Control Now

During a city council meeting, he rushes towards, presumably, an opponent voting to strip him of some his mayoral powers, and knocks over an old woman who's in the path of his Chris Farley-like tornado of destruction.

He does help her back to her feet -- apparently she was not the target of his Tommy Boy-like incoherent wrath -- but damage done. Video at the link, and also now embedded below. Worth a watch.

The backstory on this is that Ford is refusing to resign, so the city council is reducing his power. Because: Crack.

Curiously, while Rob Ford has confessed to smoking crack, he denies, and this is quite real, that he ever said he wanted to eat a former advisor's p*ssy.

Yes, that's what he said. He had been accused of offering this unwelcome compliment to a former advisor. Supposedly said "I banged your p*ssy, now I'm going to eat you out."

The advisor herself denies he said this, and denies that she slept with him. A different ex-staffer makes the claim that Ford said this.

Ford also denies having snorted lines of coke at a restaurant and having hosted a prostitute in the mayor's office. He says the woman accused of being a prostitute, "Alana" (no last name mentioned), is a friend. A friend who blows him, for money.

No just kidding. I have no idea.

But he also admitted to maybe driving drunk on occasion.

So, if you're keeping track of what Ford's admitted and denied:

Smoking crack? Admitted.

Being a total drunk? Admitted.

Driving drunk? Admitted.

Doing coke at a restaurant? Denied.

Having a hooker visit him in the mayor's office? Denied. She's a friend.

Eating a staffer's p*ssy? Vehemently denied. He says he has "more than enough to eat at home," alluding to his wife, and, apparently, her ample, voluminous vagina.

Most of this meltdown seems to have happened St. Patrick's Day, 2012. Oh, he also apparently hurled racial epithets at a taxi driver.

I think Ford will soon be resigning to spend more time with his Van. Down by the River.

Thanks to @slublog.

posted by Ace at 04:07 PM

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