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Dick Cheney's Sex Slave Massacre
Super International Man
Bin Ladin Praises Zarqawi as "Lion of Holy War"
Britney Spears Nude (Kinda)
Jawa Report Is Back
Funny Stuff
9/11 Families Bravely Seeking The Truth!
Iraq, Where The Oil Flows Like Wine, And Not The Cheap Shit Either
Iranians Caught Fighting US/Iraqi Troops
NYU Professor: We'll Give Republicans One More Chance To Lose Elections, And Then We Start A Civil War
Cowbell, Now With 5.6% More tok tok tok
NYT Seems To Admit They Harmed National Security
Even Worse: SC Rules Geneva Conventions Apply To Al Qaeda
Nuremberg War Trials Ruled Unconstitutional; Descendants Of Executed Nazis May Sue US For Millions
Kos and the Rise of the John Bircher Left
Palestinians Claim Chemical Warfare Rocket Fired At Israel
Kidnapped Israeli Civilian Butchered By "Militants;" IDF Captures Several Hamas Leaders, Including Four Members of Parliament
Joker: Paul Bettany Vs. Robin Williams
Human Genome Pioneer Finds God, Expresses Belief In "Theistic Evolution"
Direct Action: Hostile Takeover Of The New York Times?
Boycott NYT Advertisers
Huge: 11 "Insurgent" Groups Offer Ceasefire In Exchange For Two-Year Timetable For US Withdrawal
Gray Lady Down
40 Fun Facts About Superman
Bleg: Super Duper Pooper Video?
Howard Dean: America About To Enter 60's Again
Warlike Israelis Versus Peaceful Palestinians
Spiderman 3 Trailer
Jerome Armstrong Moonlighted As "Star Swami" Vis Numar?
Don't Forget This
Flag-Burning Amendment Fails By One Vote
Another Gaza Bridge Blown
Senate Asks Intelligence Czar For Leak-Damage Investigation
Israel Attacks?
No Cowbell
The Mindset Of The NYT
An Interview With "Moderate Mort" Kondracke
Meet The New Kos, Same As The Old Kos
The Return of Hoist The Black Flag
Avast! There Be The White Whale!
The Pussyshit Way Of Exhibiting Bush Derangement Syndrome
The Case of The Motiveless Mass-Murdering Muslim Maniac
Heavy News
NYT Editorial Demanded Financial Surveillance
In Britain, Liberal, Bleeding Heart Judges Threaten To Quit Over Sharp Criticism Of Their Lenient Sentences
Questioning The Timing, For Real
John F'n' Murtha Told The NYT To Publish
Defense Claim: Video Undermines Tale Of Haditha "Massacre"
Ward Churchill To Be Fired By CU
California Port (Hueneme) Shut Down Due To Terrrorist Threat On Cargo Ship
Gray Lady Gray Bar Hotel Meter: Inaugural Edition
More Good Quotes
I AM SICK OF DEPRESSIVE SPAM-COMMENTS
Mutilate Your Daughter's Genitals, Get A Free "Breast Ironing" For Free
In Defense Of The Irish
Barone: "Why Do They Hate Us?"
Just Wonderin'
Homos That Really Bother Me
All Rules of Spelling and Grammar Suspended Today
Top Three Stupid & Dishonest Liberal MSM Statements This Week
Please Cool It With Hate Speech Crap
Invasion Clock Ticking
Rep. Peter King Calls For Prosecution of New York Times
Monks Demonstrate Testicular Fortitude Via "Iron Egg Skill"
Color WW2 Dogfight Footage
Al-Aska Brigades Claim Bio, Chem WMD Production
Giant Freakin' Girlpuppet
"Pentagon Developing Supersonic Shape-Shifting Assassin"
This Happened in France
Working At The DMV
Japanese Instructional Video On French Martial Arts
Irish Moonbat Arrests US Soldiers
Hey Ace!
MyDD Deleting References To Astrology
St. Andrew: Ann Coulter A "Drag-Queen Fascist Impersonator"
Dem Politician Crashes Car, Is Found Incoherent In Woods, Lies To Police
Space Cadets
Red on Red: Al Jazeera Leaked Location of Al Qaeda Bigs?
NYT, WaPo Again Work Tirelessly To Undermine American Security
John Stewart's Glib Cynicism May Keep Young People From Voting
Byron York Ponders Whether Rudy Giuliani Is Running For President
Amazing: Flexible "Liquid Armor"
Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Parkour, Sport of the Future
Quote of the Day
MANIMAL!
Kosmology: When Jupiter... Is In The Seventh House...
Shock: Poll Finds Most Muslims Deny Muslim Responsibility For 9/11
Indictment: Miami 7 Wanted To Kill "All The Devils We Can"
Chafee May Actually Lose Primary To Conservative Challenger
Rule Australia
Norm Minetta, Foe of Common Sense, Resigns
Another Al Qaeda Big Captured In Iraq
Alligator At The Door
Radical Black Muslims Arrested In Terror Bust
Bat-Devouring Centipedes.
Iraqi Translator: Michael Moore Is A "Little Bitch"
The Sinestrosphere As Alterate Political Party?
The Case Against La Kos-a Nostra
Chiraq Denounced For Coup d'Etat Attempt In Comoros Islands In 1995
Still More Kosmerta
Don Kos Orders Hit On TNR For Breaking Code of Kosmerta
"Moderate Muslim," Sheik Of Peace, Launches "Peaceful" TV Channel
Where's The MSM On The Savagery Against The Two Kidnapped GI's?
New Camaro
AOL Human-Robot Refuses To Allow Customer To Cancel Service
Kostastic Quote of the Day
Want To Avoid Twins? Eat Like Crap
Blame The Jews: Sudan Blames Jews For Trying To Stop Genocide
Good Steyn Defense Of Coulter
FoxNews Breaking: 500 Chemical Rounds Have Been Recovered In Iraq
Again: Site Fragged
Kos Email: The First Rule of Kosola Club Is: Don't Talk About Kosola Club
OIF Vet Responds To Andrew Sullivan's "Our Boys Deserve To Be Tortured" Post
Delayed Comment Posting
More Global Warming Horror: San Andreas Fault May Finally Explode
Major Al Qaeda Plot Against American & British Airlines Thwarted
Hee, Hee: ABCNews Asks For Emails Re: How Global Warming Is Affecting Your Life
Ministry of Dirty Silly Links
Yawn... Geneva Conventions, Again
Orwell: Pacifism Is Objectively Pro-(Islamo)Fascist
Kos: I Am Absolutely Innocent Of The Charges No One Is Levelling At Me
Ministry of Silly Links
Still More Kosola
NYC The Politest Big City In The Whole World
Egyptian Blogger To Be Freed
DU Poll: Do You Hate "Neocons"? Or Do You Even Hate People Who Tolerate "Neocons"?
Chinese Woman Kills Husband With Sword, After He Refuses To Make Her Dinner
Zarqawi's Successor Killed Already?
Truthout Indicted By Own Claims
More Kosola
Deficit Cut In Half: Who's Laughing Now?
Animal Rights Protestors Force Restaurant To Stop Selling... Cat Meat
Bodies of Missing GI's Found; Killed In A "Barbaric" Way
Kos: Gettin' Paid "Blogola"?
Truthout Insists: We Were Right, Rove WAS Indicted; He Got Let Off Because He Rolled On Cheney
Kos "Diarist" Spins Cryptozionist Conspiracy Theory
Cutting Through The Fog Of War
Yarmulke Bra
UK Imam Supports Murder of Tony Blair
Lock of the Rape? GOP Will Run Candidate Against Nifong In Heavily Democratic District
World Cup Update
Representative Murtha (D-Vietcong Anti-Aircraft Gun): We Can Redeploy Troops To... Okinawa
Good MSM Digest Of Duke "Rape" Case
Haditha "Witness:" "Budding Journalist" By Day, Retard-Poet By Night
World Cup Update
Careful With That Open Thread, Eugene
TechPorn Round-Up
And You Thought Muslims Said Bad Things About Jews!
Amazon Sells Groceries Online, Again
Town Takes Off A Day To Give Dying Girl Her Wish: To Be A Superhero
"Turkish Islamist Hacker Wannabes" Keep Knocking Mu.Nu Down
Whole Foods Won't Sell Live Lobsters Anymore, Citing Animal Cruelty
Horror: Two American Servicemen Captured By Insurgents
Tattoo Fever
E&P: Publishers Under Liberal Pressure To Drop Coulter's Column, But Thusfar Resist
More "Confidence" Fun
Audio of DNC Vice Chair Saying Zarkky Was "Murdered"
Larry Johnson: If You Like Bush, It Must Be 'Cuz You're One Of Them Queers
More Ann Controversy: Coulter Anti-Semitic?
Wanna Land A Man? Be A Bitch!
Fresh Coulter Outrage!
Docs: Saddam Sought Anti-American Alliance With Taliban
EU Proposes Funding Palestinians Directly, Bypassing Hamas
Chinese Deathmobile
Funny Stuff
A Rath er Sad Ending
Airbus Enron: CEO Probed For Selling Stock Before Price-Crushing Bad News
Pizza Cuts Cancer Risk
Democratic Party Vice Chair: Zarqawi Was "Murdered"
On Superheroes And... God
The Evolution Of The Stars
Physics Blogwar!
Keith "I don't answer to anyone" Olbermann Forced To Issue Apology For Emails
Good News Is Bad News For Andrew Sullivan And The Bush-Deranged Left
Too Funny: Museum Likes A Sculpture's Small Wooden Support Than The Actual Sculpture
Zarq Docs: "I don't know if you were payin' attention, but we just got our asses kicked, man! Game over! Game over!"
A Culture of Corruption: George Soros Re-Convicted Of Insider Trading
Global Warming Makes Cute Polar Bears Into SAVAGE CANNIBALS!
Man Courts Would-Be Wife By Showing Off His Severe Mental Retardation
British Pedorapist Eligible For Parole In Five Years
Excessive Consumption of Beer May Prevent Prostate Cancer
Coulter v. Carlin
Awesome O'Reilly Debunking of Poor Li'l Terrorist Story In NYT
Rove's Lawyer: Truthout's False Claim of Indictment is the "anti-Rathergate"
Keith ("Who?") Olbermann: "I don't answer to anybody"
Home DePOT
More Spider-Man Stuff
Boeing Delivers Biggest Blow To European Mainland Since 1945
Superheroes And The Law
Spider-Man Reveals Secret ID To World
Bush's "Publicity Stunts" Knock Terrorists' and Media's Own Publicity Stunts Off Front Pages, And They're A Little Snippy About It
Left Behind Leaves NRO Critic Cold
Howard Dean Supports "Gay Marriage" Tax Revolt, But MSM Won't Tell You That
Open Thread/Pimp Your Site
School District's Expert Alleges: Sexual Assault On Severely Mentally-Challenged Woman "Pleasurable"
Demand Congressional Reform
CAIR Demands Investigation Into A Made-Up "Atrocity"
New Orleans Attitude
More Fun With CheChe And His Excitable Daughter
Joe Lieberman, Republican Senator?
"Republican" Congressman Vows He Won't Take Any "Crap" About Anti-Pork Fiscal Restraint
"Tears of Shame"
Deficit May Fall Ahead of Bush's Schedule By Three Full Years
Second Panel Recommends Firing Ward Chuchill
No Hoistin'
Geno's Cheesesteaks Hit With Bias Complaints
Duke Law Professor Calls For Special Prosecutor In Rape Case; Accuses PA of Bias
Coffee May Counter Liquor In The Liver
More Heather Mills McCartney Prostitution Allegations
Zarqawi's Death Boosts Bush In War Poll
"And cancel Fitzmas!"
Thanks To the Guest Bloggers
Women Cannot Be Expected to Look After Themselves, Part 15
Whistleblower outs fellow employees as Ace of Spades Lifestyle Crusaders
Thread jack! Corporate brainstorming at al-Qaeda International, the global leader in jihad
Norman, Coordinate!
Poetry and love advice from Shatner
Zarqawi autopsy: No signs of a beating
Zark's End
Addicted gamers detoxing in Amsterdam
Toad versus the Princess; or, Some People Take Super Mario Kart Too Seriously
Texas - A Hunter's Paradise
9/11 rescuers fighting cancer
Questions on the Cervical Cancer Vaccine - Updated
He cleaned the rugs, so we tolerated his anti-West hate speech
What's this celestial Disneyland like anyways?
A rock show I shouldn't have missed
The Baddest of the Bad - Bob Saget
Dudes open can of whoop ass on burglar, get sued by burglar for inflicting "emotional distress"
When you're mad, behead!
Dust To Dust: "Smart Dust" Tracked Zarqawi Right To His Tomb?
Gob-Smackingly Vile: Terrorist Plant Credible Iraqi Source Says Zarqawi Beaten Before He Died
The Ace of Spades LifestyleTM action sequence
Inappropriate Glee? Not Hardly!
Sunnis Sold Out Zarqawi To Broker Power-Share Deal?
Zarqawi A "US-made" "enemy to America's liking"
Guesses?
Duke Lacrosse Defense Moves To Quash Indictments
Hasselhoff: William Shatner Without Irony
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Open Thread
Zarqawi Speaks!
ABC News Publishes Name, Picture Of Informant Who Ratted Out Zarqawi
"She Cannot Control Her Monkey"
Atrios, Patron Saint Of Open Threads
More Awesome Urban Acrobatics
Funny Video (?)
Rath er Dubious "Witnesses" For The Prosecution in Hadith a Case?
Zarqawi Suffered Before Dying
Baltimore Sun Criticizes "Gleeful" Coverage of Zarqawi Slay
Professor Sends Poop To Republican Representative
Live. Nude. Margaret Cho.
Perplexing Statistic
Michael Berg's As Sorry For Zarqawi's Death As He Is For His Son's
al-Reuters Hed: "Zarqawi Found, But bin Ladin Still Eludes US"
David Letterman: Ann Coulter Is A Bitch Who Should Be Murdered By OJ Simpson
"Leverage Xenophobia Response"
Al-Zarqawi "Betrayed"
The Spin At The Yearly Kos
I Question The Scientific Value
Get Off My Back
Questioning The Timing: A Theory That Makes Sense
Spidey-Sense For FutureWarriors
Lefty Blog Impliedly Puts Liberals On Zarqawi's Side
CNN's Got The Video
The Left Parodizes Itself
StrategyPage Predicted Zarqawi's Demise Yesterday
Rashomon Shootout
Open Thread
Wuzzadem Wuzzablog?
Shorter Ann Coulter Argument
Another Ann Coulter Controversy
Tragedy
Purported 2002 Iraqi Memo Discusses Burying "Chemical Materials" Under Thick Concrete
Curious: Are The Disaffected Conservatives Unhappy Bilbray Won?
The Left's Newest Hero: A Deserter/Mutineer
Lileks On The Left's Confused Reaction To The Canadian Terror Bust
Man Has Sex With Pony; Pony Dies Two Days Later
Dear Sweet Jesus.
BBC Governors Committee Rules: "Gay" Not A Slur
Not Enough Undocumented Americans Vote Illegally For Busby?
Patrick Kennedy: Shameless Douche
Lady McCartney, Sex Toy On Your Breast
Muslims Threaten Britain: Clear Up Chem Raid Shooting Or We May Take The Law "Into Our Own Hands"
Not So Fast On Haditha
Hoist It
D-Day Remembered
Rocket Man Redux
"Whitewashing" Crimes By Our Troops
Look Like A Girl, Or At Least Like A Girl Mannikin, For Just $900
Flyin' Special Forces
Politics As Social Identity
"Trump University Elite"
Cindy Sheehan: I Only Support The Troops Who Support My Agenda
The New Brawny Man?
Gore Disses Left On Iraq; McCain Courts Left On Immigration
Mickey Rourke Commits Career Suicide Again
Sweet, Sweet Cybercornhole
Can't Log In
DoS Attack Update
The Worst Economy Since Hoover Manages The Longest Streak of Increasing Manufacturing Orders Since Reagan
Rep. Peter King: Give NY More Security Money Or I'll Probe... CIA Orgies
Liberal Blogs Silent On Massive Terrorism Bust
Steven Harper's Fictitious Fear Campaign Spreads; Uses Fake Terrorism Investigation To Influence Politics In Six Countries
Good Interview With Gary Bauer About McCain's Chances
Would-Be Democratic Congresswoman: Illegal Immigrants Don't Need "Papers" To Vote
Juan Cole Dinged By Yale
Economic Performance Pop Quiz
Canada's NSA/CIA Possible Target Of Attack; Leftist Canadian Bloggers Suspects Story Is False, All "Mind Control"
Toronto Terror Bust
James Wolcott Reviews Me
British Police Hunt For Jihadis' "Chemical Suicide Vest"
MuNu Under Attack?
Liberal Chickenhawks
Sedate, Sober Media Professional Calls Bloggers "Stupid Poopypants Fartheads"
Crater In Antartica May Be Evidence Of Biggest Meteor Impact In History
Snakes On A Plane Auditions (With Christopher Walken)
Temporary Open Comment Thread
BBC sinks to all time low!
Hacked? Or Comment Filter Simply Gone Wacky?
Snake On A Plane! (For Real)
Somebody call the irony police!
Tough times for Theresa
Rudy Giuliani Has Taken A Position On Immigration
Peggy Noonan Thinks We Need A Third Party
Casey Sheehan Finally Has A Headstone
Carson Palmer's Wife Can't Get Enough Cornhole
Shock: 86% Of Americans Support Searches-By-Legal-Warrant In Congressional Offices
Andrew Sullivan's Odd Idea of "Marriage"
The Media's Got A Feveh, And The Only Cure Is... More Haditha!
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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