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June 16, 2006

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...at Garfield Ridge, if you can believe it.

Adopt-a-clitoris? Check.

Cats the look like Hitler? Check.

A guy named Dick Wanker? Check.

The 7 hottest girlfriends from 80's movies? Check. Though I really question some of these calls.

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