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June 19, 2006

Haditha "Witness:" "Budding Journalist" By Day, Retard-Poet By Night

Can't be certain yet if it's the same guy, but he has the same name.

Enjoy the subtle, evocative poetry of Time's chief witness (?) against our boys:

Occupation is not Liberation

O My Country

O My Country
I Write You Poetry

Because I See Your People Cry
When Thier Children Die

They Fight In The War
And Die More And More

The West With Their Fame
Are The Ones To Blame

And I Will Find The Track
To Save Iraq

Suddenly I appreciate the political and poetical nuances of Def Poetry Jam.

Just a bit of the next one, to show his amazing range:


O Palestine
I Write You A Ryhme

Occupied By The Xionist Jews
The Day Will Come When They Will Lose

You Will Be Freed
And I Will Be The One To Lead...

I'd like to quote it all, but I want to leave a litte behind at Sweetness & Light. They deserve the clicks. (And I'm sure they're getting them; they've been pretty amazing on Haditha. But now they've outdone themselves.)

Maybe time for an Abdul-Rahman Al-Mashhadani poetry exibition?

Brain Damage

O My Stupid Retard-Brain
I Write You Awful Poetry Again

I Wear Colorful Sneakers of Mismatched Hue
I'm Baffled By the Mysteries On Scooby-Doo

The Xionist Jew Pigs Stole My Shiny Red Hat
"Baa" Goes The Mouse And "Moo" Goes The Cat

I'm So Fucking Stupid I'm Typing This With My Balls
I Touch Myself To Thoughts Of R&B Legend Lou Rawls

My Beloved Haditha Is Overrun With Infidel Troops
Fish-Bowls Are For Fishies Like Toilet-Bowls Are For Poops


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