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June 14, 2006

More Spider-Man Stuff

I'm not funny today, but Allen sure is, as he channels CheChe:

I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why Spiderman would be put all of his loved ones at risk. "Even Aunt May?" she asked pitifully. I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President had authorized the Super-Hero Registration Act, requiring all superheroes to reveal their identities, and essentially signing the death warrent of everyone they cared for . "And yes honey, even Aunt May," I was forced to say.

Meanwhile, Johnny Triangles predicts this whole "publicity stunt" (I question the timing!) will end with a super-duper-world-memory-wipe, courtesy of Dr. Strange.


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