Home DePOT

Heh:

For the fifth time in a week, a stash of drugs was found in a cabinet at a Home Depot store in Massachusetts or discovered after the fixture was brought home. A plumber in Southwick discovered 40 pounds of marijuana and three kilograms of cocaine stashed in a bathroom vanity he'd purchased at a Home Depot in Chicopee.

A second stash was found at that store and at least two more were discovered at a Tewksbury Home Depot, Southwick Police Lt. David Ricardi said. One of the Tewksbury stashes was discovered June 8 after a homeowner brought home a cabinet and found 50 pounds of marijuana.

Police also found drugs in a fifth cabinet. Ricardi would not say where or when it was discovered but said it was within the last week.

"It's a smuggling operation gone bad," Ricardi said. "Somebody owes some money."

Every drug user in the world is now scrambling to buy cabinets from Home Depot. Not because they think they'll get free weed and coke; but just so when the police come, they can put their stash in the cabinet and then just say, "Hey, man. Home Depot. What do you expect?"

Reasonable doubt right there.

posted by Ace at 05:38 PM

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