Keith ("Who?") Olbermann: "I don't answer to anybody"

Kind of a non-story. So, the guy's an arrogant dick, spends too much of his time sending emails to people he can't trust, and talks badly about colleagues.

Not really the biggest scandal ever.

The dope even responded to my emails, until I grew bored with the exchange. Shouldn't he have something better to do? I should have something better to do, too, but I don't have any money, am stuck in a crappy Boston suburb, and I couldn't get my leg humped in a kennel with a pocket full of Snausages and dog-porn.

Anyway. The guy seems to be a kind of junior-league blogger type who's somehow wound up on TV. Well, not tv. Basic cable. Very basic cable.

But I thought this was humorous.

There, the media blog Jossip.com asked Olbermann — who was accompanied by "his self-described 'friend' Katie" — if he'll now be answering to [MSNBC host turned boss Dan] Abrams.

"I don't answer to anybody," Olbermann insisted.

Oooooooh. A loose-canon maverick rebel who plays by his own rules!

Look, I'm not gay, but I'm not going to lie to you. My nipples are as hard as diamonds right now.

posted by Ace at 06:42 PM

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