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June 01, 2006

Carson Palmer's Wife Can't Get Enough Cornhole

God bless her heart.

Palmer developed the idea for the [Cornhole Classic] soon after being introduced to... cornhole while living in Cincinnati. “Shae and I got hooked on... cornhole right after we moved out here. We have wanted to do an event that incorporates the sport for the past few years so we are excited that it’s finally going to happen,” said Palmer.

You can read more about Shae Palmer in this month's issue of The Most Awesome Wife In The Whole Wide World. (Yeah, Norm MacDonald joke. So what? He's not using it right now.)

Thanks to Jimmy Page, who I used to know back on Slate's forums.

Update: An Artist's Conception of Shae Palmer: Or at least what I imagine she might look like.

I expect these will be even more popular than caps reading "Bikini Inspector #69:"

I have a question. Cornhole, the game, seems to be a recent invention. Whereas "cornhole," the slang term for, well, an unnatural sex act, has been around for decades.

I would understand if Cornhole, the game, had been around for a long time, and the term was appropriated as prison-slang for a bit of shower-room fun. And then those who played the innocent form of Cornhole refused to cede the name to the potty-mouths.

But that doesn't seem to be what happened. The naughty version of cornhole has been around forever, and yet they decided to name this fun little game for families and kids after the really hot part of The Shawshank Redemption.

More on cornhole from PlayCornhole, home of the American Cornhole Association, and the Ohio Cornhole Company, which offers an "Assurance of Quality" for its cornhole.

Because no one wants their cornhole to be substandard in quality.

Thanks to Registan for those two links.

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