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June 06, 2006

Patrick Kennedy: Shameless Douche

Claims he wants to be treated as if he were an "African-American:"

Denying that he was drunk and or that he asked the Capitol Police for preferential treatment, Kennedy, a Rhode Island congressman, said he’s prepared “in terms of bookings, in terms of mug shots, fingerprints, whatever they might have me do.”

“It’s what anyone else would have done to them if they were an African-American in Anacostia,” Kennedy said in a shaky voice, referring to the mostly minority neighborhood in southeastern Washington.

Notice he didn't say he wanted to be treated as if "he were not a Kennedy." Had he said that, he might actually have been arrested, fingerprinted, and prosecuted.

But he doesn't want those things to happen, of course.

So he asks to be treated as if he were black. Thus preventing him from being treated as a normal, non-Kennedy sort of drunk driver, because if he is now arrested and prosecuted, he can whip up black support in his favor by saying, "See? This is how they treat black people."

As if white people are allowed to almost hit police cars and then crash into barriers without being hassled by The Man.

So, under the guise of asking for equal treatment, he's actually demanded privileged treatment.

This little f'n' cocksucker. Eh well, keep it up, asshole. Hopefully the only one you end up killing will be yourself.

Riehl World photoshops Patrick Kennedy's shameless racial grandstanding.


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