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June 10, 2006

The Ace of Spades LifestyleTMaction sequence

Galactic Pizza, located at the trendy corner of Lake and Lyndale in Minneapolis' Uptown is a springboard for fledgling superheroes. It's also a front for the top secret location of the secret underground lair of the Midwest Division of the Ace of Spades LifestyleTM Crusaders. Shh...Don't tell.

MINNEAPOLIS Cameron Evans suits up in superhero garb as part of his job, but he may never have guessed that his alter ego, "Luke Pie-Rocker," would save someone's day.

Teresa Skarman was walking home Tuesday night when a purse snatcher grabbed her red leather bag.

The 55-year-old grocery store bagger screamed for help and Evans -- sporting orange tights, black boots and cape -- chased the mugger. A delivery man for Galactic Pizza, Evans tailed the robber for blocks, until two bystanders helped corner the crook in an alley. They ended up letting him go in exchange for the purse.

Teresa Skarman was quoted as saying, "Nice bulge....I mean....bulging muscles. You're my hero, Luke Pie-Walker!"

Luke Pie-Walker: Ace of Spades LifestyleTM Crusader.


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