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June 10, 2006

What's this celestial Disneyland like anyways?

So yesterday, Abu "Sand Fertilizer" Zarqawi was guest bloggin' at Iowahawk, and I must say the opening paragraph piqued this commentator's curiosity.

Howzit swingin', fagsicles? Yeah, I know all you bitzoches all seen the pictures by now. Go on and laugh it up chump, like your drivers license photo is all George fuckin' Clooney. Personally I think I'm lookin' straight GQ, seeing as I just got a 500-pound laser guided curb stomp. Shit cuz, y'all should see Kahlid, a.k.a. "Ceiling Spackle." But, hey, whateva. You kuffar haters can finally step off my nuts, 'cause I. am. outtahere. Y'all can just suck it, 'cause Zarkman got his free pass to Allah's celestial Disneyland.

I was wondering what this celestial Disneyland would be like, especially for a chum like Abu, who is a supreme follower of Allah, the Great One.

Sources from inside the 7th Circle of Hell (I have my space reserved, thanks) have informed me that this celestial Disneyland is, in fact, modeled after Alexandria, Egypt's kid-friendly tourist haven known as Fantazy Land: Corrupt, run-down, and complete with a random concrete fun-box.

Worst. Theme. Park. Ever.


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