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June 23, 2006

Radical Black Muslims Arrested In Terror Bust

I got that headline from Daily Kos. They claim that's the MSNBC headline, and then snark, "Gee, I don't remember the headline 'White Chirstian Bomb Plot In Oklahoma City.'" Trouble is, that's not the MSNBC headline; the MSNBC headline is FBI Arrests 7 In Alleged Terror Plot.

I don't notice the words "black" or "Muslim" there.

But I like the Daily Kos' own racist, anti-Muslim headline so much I'll adopt it myself.

In any event, as usual, the vicious animals plotting to kill us were, shockingly enough, adherents of the increasingly-inappropriately-named Religion of Peace. And, as usual, it took government officials, and the media, hours and hours to acknowlege this.

Because we're so anti-Muslim, see. See, Muslims are forever plotting to kill us, but it's non-Muslims everyone has to be afraid of. We're some kind of kill-crazy maniacs or something.

Anyway, Allah runs down the coverage, which is fun to run down in real time, as he took it off his TV screens.

You will not be surprised that the "timing" of these "arrests" of "terrorists" is being "questioned."

Someone at DU writes that it's suspicious these busts occur just as we were about to close down Guantanamo Bay. And now Bush, the fictitious "Terror Warrior," has the excuse he needs to keep Gitmo open.

Really? We were just about to close Gitmo down?

Gee, the things you discover in crazyland.

Oh, and DU also reports this is just a scheme to keep the black man down from voting in November. Apparently our new way of disenfranchising the black man will be to arrest five or six blacks a week on terrorist charges and imprison them for life, thus denying them the right to vote.

But of course that's silly. No one would ever involve himself in an absurd scheme.

Not when we've already got Diebold. Shit, you can zap entire black neighborhoods in like two seconds with Diebold.

El Rukns: Dave wonders if these Religion of Peace-niks are in any way affliated with, or a successor group to, the El Rukn gang. Which, he reminds us, was a Chicago based gang of African-American Adherents of the Religion of Peace who were busted in 1986 for taking money from Qaddafi to conduct terrorism on US soil.

The Religion of Peace

The one religion where you can cut off your daughter's clit, murder your sister for shaming the family by being raped by your uncle, kill homosexuals by pushing stone walls over them, enforce totalitarian stone-age sexual mores, and kill thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians, and liberals will actually applaud you for it.

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