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June 09, 2006

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While I dash off a terse and somewhat threatening letter to the makers of this unisex bodywash that smells 5% of ass (by volume), make sure you do not click on this not at all safe for work picture of Margaret Cho.

Margaret Cho's Red-Carpet Glamour-Shot Checklist:

1) Costume which courageously reaffirms ethnic identity? CHECK!

2) Glamorous and sexy, but in a safely ironically-distanced fashion which spoofs and undermines the male hegemonic standards of beauty and sexuality while supeficially conforming to them? CHECK!

3) Exposed labia majora and minora? CHECK... and MATE!

"Margaret! Margaret! Who are you wearing, Margaret?"

"Oh, it's a bit of a mix-and-match. I'm wearing a Todd Oldham creation. And also: Pooter."

Thanks so little to Monica.

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