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June 12, 2006

Whistleblower outs fellow employees as Ace of Spades Lifestyle Crusaders

The antics at England's Rural Payments Agency read like a how-to manual for the Ace of Spades Lifestyle....or a first-hand account of the workplace culture at any chain restaurant in the United States which employees fit, young drunks between the ages of 18 and 24.

A whistleblower based at the agency's office in Newcastle made a series of allegations to the Evening Chronicle newspaper, claiming members of staff:
# Were caught on CCTV leaping naked from cabinets
# Vomited in cups and left them to fester in cupboards
# Took drugs and had sex in the toilets
# Swore and held fun-fights in the reception area
# Held break-dancing competitions during working hours.

On the upside, attendance at work approached 100% for the first 2 quarters of 2006, and turn-over was 0%.

Guest blogger Feisty solicits at Feisty Republican Whore.

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