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June 17, 2006

Larry Johnson: If You Like Bush, It Must Be 'Cuz You're One Of Them Queers

More reasonable discourse from the party that's just too high-minded and civil for its own good:

I sincerely hope you are staying on your meds. You are not a Bush partisan yet you think it your mission in life to defend George Bush. What is it? A latent homosexual man crush?

...

George, I know why you like these guys (besides your sexual fantasy about hooking up with them), you like their crazy, factless thought process. You employ it yourself. No matter how much realtiy smacks you in the face, you keep clicking your heels together and wishing for Kansas....

The Party of Tolerance (TM) strikes again.

Actually, Larry, it's not that I have a man-crush on Bush. I'm in queer-love with you, and I've been doing my damnedest all this time to get your attention. Now that you've finally noticed me, maybe we can go on a homo-date and have a nice queer-dinner and then go out fruit-dancing together.

AoS
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LJ
TLF

Right now I'm practicing writing out my homo-married name: Mrs. Ace of Spades Johnson.

Sigh.


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