Byron York Ponders Whether Rudy Giuliani Is Running For President

Ehhhh... far be it from me to poke fun at a big NRO reporter, but one of the "major unanswered questions of the 2008 Republican presidential race" is not whether Rudy Giuliani is running.

That's a "major unanswered question" in the same way it's a "major unanswered question" whether the dreaded Werewolf Ghost on a Scooby Doo show is really a "werewolf ghost" or some old guy in a mask.

A more interesting question is why it is that every Scooby Doo adversary had to be a "ghost" of some sort. They couldn't just encounter Frankenstein; it had to be a "Frankenstein Ghost." No Zombies, but of course "Zombie Ghosts." Space Robots? No, but maybe a "Space Robot Ghost."

Even the undead have ghosts, I guess. As do robots.

He's running, Byron. And he might get away with it, too, if not for the meddling social conservatives.

posted by Ace at 05:59 PM

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