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June 21, 2006
Major Al Qaeda Plot Against American & British Airlines Thwarted
Fictitious terrorists fictitiously distrupted again.
Al Qaeda terrorists were planning to use cameras to disguise bombs and flash attachments as stun guns in a disrupted hijack plot that targeted the U.S. east coast, Britain, Italy and Australia, U.S. officials say.
The plot was one of three previously unknown al Qaeda hijack plots disrupted before they could be carried out, according to a Department of Homeland Security report obtained by ABC News.
The report, a strategic assessment on U.S. aviation, says despite security improvements, "DHS continues to receive information on terrorist threats to the U.S. aviation industry and to the Western aviation industry worldwide."
The previously secret plots include one in which "Al-Qa'ida planned to hijack flights departing London's Heathrow Airport and crash them into the airport and a skyscraper in the Canary Wharf financial district of London."
The plot using cameras and flash attachments was foiled in the summer of 2003, according to the report.
In related news, Andrew Sullivan is having conniptions about whether or not any of these terrorists were "cuffed on the head" at any point, which he considers "akin to Aztec ritual disembowelment."