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June 21, 2006

Ministry of Dirty Silly Links

Not super-dirty, but...

Pretty safe for work: An odd way to start a court decision. Thanks to Patterico.

Also safe for work: Biker attends anti-helmet-law rally, then dies in a motorcycle accident on the way home.

Probably not safe for work: proof that soccer is gay-- her two friends are watching the game. GOOOOOAAAALLLL!!!

Exposing one nipple could just be a "wardrobe malfunction;" exposing both nipples is a fashion choice. Thanks to JohnS.

Most certainly not safe for work: American snipers scout the battlefield, searching for miscreants; find a couple of Muslim men known to be scourges of local farmers due to their savage chicken-choking practices.

Love the song. But the tempo is off. Given the high RPMs these guys manage, I'd have prefered that crazy carnival music they play whenever someone's spinning plates. Deedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee... wrehhhhhh-errhhhh... wrehhhhhh-erhhhh...

I guess, when you get past the superficial differences, Muslims and Westerners aren't really so terribly different. We both love our families; we both seek a better world; we both furiously masturbate with our buddies in a filthy bit of shit-river.

I don't get how these guys keep turning to each other as they're punching the clown. What's the point of that? "Guess what I have in my hand, Achmed! That's right-- my tumescent penis! Your turn!"

Maybe they were watching the World Cup. And, looking back at that picture-- no jury in the world would convict them.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

posted by Ace at 01:27 PM

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