al-Reuters Hed: "Zarqawi Found, But bin Ladin Still Eludes US"

Hooookay.

Other al-Reuters headlines:

Vitamin D Found To Boost Libido, Self-Worth, But bin Ladin Continues To Mock American Impotence

World's Oldest Grandmother Wins $2.6 Million Lottery, But bin Ladin Could Still Cut Her Head Off At Any Moment

CBS Agrees To $5 Million Bonus For David Caruso's Contract Extension, But Even Horatio Caine Can't Help Bush Catch bin Ladin

US Economy Expected To Grow At Brisk 3.6% Rate, But All The Filthy Lucre In The World Won't Change The Fact That America Is Teh Ghey, and bin Ladin Is Da ROXXOR

Douchebag says what?

Exactly.

Actually, I agree terrorism, and OBL in particular, presents a threat to America.

It's just that the MSM seems to downplay this threat as something less dangerous than, say, global warming or random redneck violence against Muslims, except when they trot it out to poor-mouth an American victory.

posted by Ace at 08:22 PM

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