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    California Bill: 1 Year in Jail for Using Wrong Transgender Pronoun "A new bill being considered by the California State Senate would punish people who “willfully and repeatedly” refuse “to use a transgender resident’s preferred name or pronouns” in a public health, retirement or housing institution." Because in all other respects California is functioning perfectly. [CBD]
    They'll be satisfied after the Confederate monuments are down, right?
    "protesters start DIGGING UP body of Nathan Bedford Forrest ..."
    Movie Live-Blog Idea. Jason Bourne was the worst movie I saw last year, and last year was nothing but bad movies. I am thinking about live-blogging it and wanted to give people a head's up if they'd like to watch this massive piece of shit at the same time and goof on it.
    Headlines: 8/15/17
    Good fences make good neighbors in more than one way. [Mis. Hum.]
    WaPo demands Race Riots to overthrow government.
    Their call to violence tears down the statue of MLK.
    Headlines: 8/14/17
    Of course the ends justify the means. Confederate statue torn down by protesters. [Mis. Hum.]
    UN HQ attacked in Mali. My educated guess? Neo-Nazi Amish Thugs. j/k [Mis. Hum.]
    Actor and writer Joseph Bologna, best known for his send-up of Sid Caesar in "My Favorite Year" has passed away at 82. RIP. [J.J. Sefton]
    Headlines: 8/13/17
    Charlottesville riots were bad. Time to heal? Nope. Let's throw more gasoline on the fire. Gun control? Really? Shannon Watts, tired old bitch. [Mis. Hum.]
    3 deaths blamed to White Nationalist Rally in VA Dozens of injuries. [Mis. Hum.]
    More civility from the left. Only when it is a one way conversation. [Mis. Hum.]
    Of course President Trump is to blame for the violence in VA.
    Charlottesville Mayor Michael Signer said he was disappointed that the white nationalists had come to his town and blamed President Donald Trump for inflaming racial prejudices with his campaign last year. "I'm not going to make any bones about it. I place the blame for a lot of what you're seeing in American today right at the doorstep of the White House and the people around the president."
    Don't recall Trump yanking down Confederate statues.
    It looks like the Cold Civil War is Heating Up. Trouble in VA and a State of Emergency. [Mis. Hum.]
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