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    Headlines: 4/22/2017
    It is with extremely heavy heart that I must announce the passing of original Moronette BamaPachyderm. Please keep her and her family in your thoughts and prayers. An Air Force veteran, you will never meet a kinder, bigger-hearted lady than she, and we are poorer for her passing. Rest in peace, my friend. [tmi3rd]
    Erin Moran, star of Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi, has passed away at age 56. [Weirddave]
    Shattered -- a brief review (w/spoilers). Yep, I read the whole thing. I really do recommend this book; I predict it will strongly influence US Presidential campaigns for years to come.

    Pro tip: physical copies seemed to be sold out everywhere; either that, or pro-Clinton forces have bought them all up to shred them. But you can still get e-book versions (Kindle, Nook, etc.). [Fritzworth]
    Headlines: 4/21/2017
    Ben Shapiro Interviews "Based Stickman" About Antifa Violence and the Berkeley Police's Sitting-on-Hands During Their Depredations
    The left has created a folk hero in the real #Resistance, with people now making half-winking heroic videos about him. There's never been lawlessness combined with a state unable or unwilling to confront that lawlessness that wasn't soon met by vigilantism -- do these people never read books? Apart from Harry Potter, I mean.
    Headlines: 4/20/2017
    "Come be PC!" ("Under the Sea" parody"). And the hits just keep on coming from 'Social Justice: The Musical" (the same folks who did the brilliant "Ain't No Rest For the Triggered"). [Fritzworth]
    O'Reilly Will Be Paid $25 Million for His Exit, Which Is Just About One Year's Pay Under His Recently Signed Contract
    That contract, I've read, had some escape clauses for Fox, in case they wanted to terminate him.
    Headlines: 4/19/2017
    Turkish Opposition Mounting One Last Effort to Avoid Erdogan's Tyranny
    They will fail, but there is honor in fighting for a doomed cause that must not fail. Even if it will fail.
    I Don't Know Why Commenters Are Discussing Busty B-Movie Actress Caroline Munro (Me, Personally? Many Boners from The Spy Who Loved Me), But Did You Know She Put Out Some Pop Song?
    Not quite up to Samantha Fox standards but there's video mashed up with it of her running around in Space Binkini tops
    But the hottest Bond Girl (excluding the leads, you know, just the hot girls who show up briefly) is Madeline Smith, Miss Caruso from the opening of Live and Let Die, who got very naked and lesbianish in The Vampire Lovers. Content warning for people who don't like things that are totally hot. Sorry about the black lines over her wonderful boobies.
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