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    Here's a shocker - earlier this month NOAA issued its annual prediction that Winter 2020/2021 would be warmer than normal - the same forecast NOAA makes every winter. Per NOAA's graphics at this link, Texas is going to be burning hot this winter. Well it hasn't even been two weeks since that forecast and Texas is now preparing for a winter storm - in October - with ice possible all the way down to the Mexican border. NOAA is a politicized embarrassment to science. [Buck Throckmorton]
    Dr. Guy P. Benson, M.D., Ph.D., noted virologist and Master Optics-Judger, speaks:
    @guypbenson
    The swearing-in ceremony for Justice Barrett will take place on the WH South Lawn tonight. Seats are spread out, masks are being worn, and the event is obviously outdoors. If these measures had been taken exactly one month ago (9/26), a lot of trouble could have been avoided.
    @JonahDispatch
    Congrats to ACB. Ironically -- to some, at least -- per SCOTUS tradition she will have to serve coffee or tea to the other Justices during conferences for as long as she is the newest Justice. She will be a servant, a handmaiden if you will, to the Roberts Court.
    Oh Jonah, you're such a card. You're a panic!
    What will we do without your pudgy, sausagefingered witticisms?
    A female acquaintance says, "Jonah worked so hard on this one, and thought he was sooooo funny. And I just want to punch him in the head."
    Jonah is not funny. He was never funny. He ripped off Dennis Miller's reference schtick -- poorly. Jonah Goldberg is, as YaBoiZack would say, "medically unfunny." He is unfunny on a genetic level.
    He's also shallow, lazy, little-read, and unimaginative. He is mediocre in all ways, except waist-size. If you ever hear Jonah say something interesting or novel, Google it to find its real author. He is notoriously lightfingered when it comes to stealing other people's work and ideas without attribution.
    Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin' & slurin' Sunsetting Joe ushered away ASAP. [Mis. Hum.]
    What I Saw At The Trump Parade...In Deep Blue New Jersey?
    Obviously NJ isn't going for Trump, but perhaps this is an indication of voter enthusiasm. [CBD]
    In a rare Saturday session of the Senate, Lisa Murkowski announced that she will be voting "aye" to confirm Amy Coney Barrett to the vacant SCOTUS seat. I guess Cocaine Mitch read the Alaskan Snowblower the riot act. (J.J. Sefton)
    What's going on with Mitch McConnell's hands and face?
    A commenter speculated that it was just senile purpura, which is just bruising that seniors are prone to.
    Rush Limbaugh: An Update on My Health
    Mostly negative, I'm afraid, but I appreciate Rush Limbaugh's grit and spirit.
    Funny little video
    Your government schools produce one hell of a product. Ever hear of a Search Engine? [Mis. Hum.]
    From Laura Ingraham: How you know Trump won the debate
    [CBD]
    JAKE TAPPER AND DANA BASH ARE PRACTICALLY CRYING TRYING TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT BIDEN DIDN'T LOSE AS BAD AS THEY FEAR HE DID. MUST WATCH!
    Their voices are shivering and cracking and their mouths are frozen in a half-crying position. It's so wonderful!
    N.J. firefighter charged with possession of gun silencers thought they were fuel filters. "[He] brought the items to the Carlstadt Police Department and handed them over at the front desk. Ten days later, a second shipment of silencers came to his home...[he] brought the box of additional silencers to police headquarters. But as he pulled into the parking lot, he was arrested by agents from Homeland Security" [dri]
    Gavin McInnnes attempts a hidden-camera sting on James O'Keefe
    @johnrobertsFox

    BREAKING: Tony Bobulinski to be @realDonaldTrump special guest at tonight’s debate
    #WeekendAtBidens
    Great Political Ad! Hat Tip: "Ann" [CBD]
    @johnrobertsFox BREAKING: Tony Bobulinski will announce that he will turn his electronic devices and records of business dealings with Hunter and Jim Biden over to the FBI
    Aikman Offers Clarification After Military Flyover Remarks Erupt. Some People Don't Buy It.
    Do you need another reason to stop watching the NFL? [CBD]
    'Will You Take Down the Wall?' And Other Posers For Last Debate
    Some good questions for both candidates...and they'll never be asked. [CBD]
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