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    "He lost me:" Adam Schiff alienates GOP moderates even further with closing argument
    ICYMI: George Stephanoplous frantically gives the "kill" gesture to get Trump's lawyer off the air
    RIP Mr. Notsothoreau
    Oliver Darcy, one of CNN's Deplatforming Pressure Lobbyists (and a former member of the #Paycheck "Conservative Media"), attacks Fox for stopping coverage of the impeachment in favor of something that people actually might want to watch
    It's weird how many of these "conservatives" hired and promoted by the "conservative media" immediately become hardcore liberals when CNN waves a check at them
    The obsessive stalker continues stalking obsessively
    The stalking continues. Generally this is the stalking CNN engages in before a full-court press for a doxxing, blackmail, or deplatforming push.
    BBD (Buffet Buster Deluxe) Ana Navarro of dubious Republican heritage was on The View and comes up for air to attack Sen Marsha Blackburn (R-TN). Looks like 'ol BBD and Skipper Bill have been hitting up the buffets together. [Mis. Hum.]
    What a surprise, Bill Kristol and George Conway have another grift, another assholish troll move
    They're such grifterish little pussies. It's seriously embarrassing. Just shut the f*ck up already you pathetic little queeflings. And George, why don't you work on what's really bothering you, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do
    Must be nice to have endless piles of liberal billionaires' money to spend (taking a nice little cut for yourselves, naturally -- gotta keep those bloated >40% BMI figures). In fact, I think it's just terrific that almost the entirety of the "conservative media" is being paid by liberal billionaires. Which might have something to do with why conservatism never actually wins.
    Jonah Goldberg is an American "BBW" pornographic actress best known for her first film I Am Curious (Donut)
    What a ditz.
    Best Wings song ever
    Totally-a-Real-Conservative Jennifer Rubin is nigh orgasmic about the "brilliant" Adam Schiff
    Washington Post hack fangirls so hard for Adam Schiff he audibly queefs
    Wonderful moment as Trump embraces Governor Abbott and calls him "the greatest governor," only marred by the fact that it wasn't Governor Abbot, just a guy in a wheelchair
    Nah just kidding, of course it was Governor Abbot. Joe Biden's the one with wheelchair-related gaffes.
    Australian University urges men with low testosterone to take testosterone supplements to fend off cognitive decline and dementia
    The university calls this "The Jonah Goldberg Initiative"
    Instapundit (linking a Slate advice column): I Live With Six Brothers. I Have Sex With Two of Them. It’s Fine, They Know. But since it’s Slate’s advice column we get this: "I don't know why six adult brothers would be living in a house together, [and] why their parents weren't more concerned with overpopulation and what it might mean for a looming water shortage."
    #NotACult
    A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."
    Burkman and Wohl: A "senior House Republican" has transmitted our pictures of Ed Buck and Adam Schiff to RedState and we are waiting for them to do the right thing and publish them
    Red State: We have had no pictures transmitted to us and have no idea what you're talking about
    I have transmitted a picture of a naked Demi Rose grinding on my shame to RedState, and I implore them to gather the courage to do the right and tastefully-artistic thing and share my dirty victory with the world. You have 24 hours to comply. Release the Snizz.
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