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At 31:00 in this Derek Hunter podcast, Ann Coulter blasts FoxNews and Jonah Goldberg, with a knock Goucher College
She says that she doesn't watch FoxNews because she knows exactly what they're going to say on it by just watching a few people's twitter feeds a couple of days in advance. I imagine she means Trump's twitter feed -- to attack his latest outrate -- and Jake Tapper's twitter feed, to get the liberal CNN line which gets a very light rewrite for FoxNews and is repackaged as "consensus conservative opinion"
Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down from the Governorship If Asked to be Biden's VP
If she does step down from the governorship, the chain of succession is as follows: The new governor will be the current governor, Brian Kemp, who is the actual governor, and will succeed himself as governor, being that he is in fact the governor, and not the Let's Just Pretend to Make the Retard Happy Governor that Stacey Abrams is
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"I have power, people should fear me:" Twitch appoints obviously mentally ill transexual, who further claims to be a deer, to its trust and safety council (read: censorship board); transexual deerkin (who is a white man) immediately begins saying many Twitch users are "white supremacists" and then begins giggling about the "power" Twitch has given him/it, stating that people are afraid of him/it, and should be afriad of him/it, because he/it intends to get vengeance
Just another day on social media
Twitch says that their censors represent a "diverse" range of opinions, and that this mentally ill deer tranny does not represent its own opinons -- but if that's true, why is there no normal conservative person on their censorship council? Sure seems like there are some points of view Twitch finds unaccepable.
Oh I forgot, the tranny deerkin wants to outlaw voice chat in competitive play, because he doesn't like the fact that his obviously male (though altered by hormones) voices gives away that he's not a girl, and that's not fair... strange, he has no recommendations to get rid of all sound, as that's not fair to the deaf, nor to get rid of the visual part of games entirely, because that's unfair to the blind. No, it's all about making things "safe" for this tranny deerkin when xhe's playing Fortnight. And that's all that matters, right?
Is there a type of concern more frivolous than Luxury Concerns?
RNC Research@RNCResearch
Democrat Stacey Abrams: illegal immigrants "are now no longer able to elect anyone who represents them"
Obese NeverTrump liberal Neil Cavuto now... mask-shaming Trump
Meanwhile, the reporter that's on camera questioning Trump about his mask is wearing her mask below the nose, making it ineffective and hence just for show
Hey Cavuto maybe read up on the New Science of Carbs
I literally never see reporters wearing masks at their stand-ups -- they only wear them for show during White House briefings, and only for the exact seconds the cameras are on them. But the Karen Korps just can't stop with the mask-shaming
Babylon Bee: Florida Ruled to be In Violation of Science For Not Having More People Die
States rated the most scientific: New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Michigan
Flashback: Joe Scarborough used to ask Donald Trump to cuck him with Mika Brzezinski throughout the 2015-2016 campaign season
Mika used to lay familiar hands on Trump, stroking his hair... like she was horny for him. A woman scorned, I guess.
I see here some very strong evidence for the proposition that when you're famous, they let you grab their pu**ies
Thanks to Jane D'Oh
Video: Should you put salt in coffee?
More interesting than I thought it would be!
Noted Expert Who Obviously "Questions the Science" About the Dangers of Obesity Has Some Thoughts About Those Who Ignore Medical Advice:
@RadioFreeTom
15h That mook in Costco saying he didn't have to wear a mask inside of someone else's place of business because "I woke up in a free country this morning" is everything you need to know about how some of us only understand "freedom" at the level of a toddler.

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‘Hot’ nurse disciplined for wearing bra and panties under see-through PPE gown “Why punish the nurse? You need to reward her. Seeing this outfit, no one wants to die.” [dri]
From Sarah Hoyt: warning...language!
I DO NOT CONSENT
"Well, assholes, I have news for you: I do not consent. Nor do the rest of America consent.
You didn’t even have the decency to get us drunk before you started to lie to us." [CBD]
#ReleasetheSnyderCut The Hollywood Reporter says that the long rumored original cut of Justice League is coming to HBO Max next year. It'll be 4 hours long. [TheJamesMadison]
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