Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/14/19)

I have your f*cking trigger warning right here.

No Math! How about the laws of physics?No, The Laws Of Physics Are Not The Same Forwards And Backwards In Time

Child rearing practices of Benjamin Franklin. H/T Hank Curmudgeon

Am I an isolationist? I don't think so but we can no longer be the world's policeman. Why are we defending Germany?

Dammit!!!! Rollover and have sex with me. Genius Award Winner.

After her boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex, a Florida Woman allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and slashed him multiple times on the arm and shoulder, according to a criminal complaint.

The confrontation between Jennifer Lee Chapman, 37, and her live-in boyfriend occurred around 5:45 AM Friday in the couple’s apartment in Dunedin, a Tampa suburb.

A sheriff’s deputy reported that Chapman and the 36-year-old victim “got into a verbal argument over defendant wanting to have sex and the victim did not because he was too tired.”

Not feeling Humanitarian tonight. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A homeowner with an AR-15 killed two of four intrusion suspects Wednesday night, one of whom was wearing a “Jason” mask.
The Ocala Star Banner reports that four suspects allegedly targeted the home. Two of the suspects, 22-year-old Nigel Doyle and 21-year-old Keith Jackson Jr, were killed when the homeowner opened fire. Guns were found near the bodies of both men.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:02 PM

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