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July 22, 2019

Monday Seftonless Morning Report (7/22/19)

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JJ is on assignment or waiting for bail. I don't remember which one. It's been a while since I posted a Daily News Dump. Here goes:



  • Venezuelan Air Force shadowing US aircraft. Not a smart idea.

  • Journalist Tommy Robinson assaulted in an UK prison shower. That didn't take long.

  • Cook County continues to be a f*cking septic tank.

  • Bernie Sanders and Monday morning Schadenfreude.

  • More unrest in Hong Kong. When will the lid blow?

  • CBS and DirectTV are duking it out on fees at the moment.

  • Google smacked with a $11 million dollar judgement for age discrimination.

  • Israel remains classy. It will allow the Muzzie bitches from Congress certain congress women to enter.

  • President Trump's campaign makes me chuckle.

  • Jussie Smollett refuses to man up.

  • When are the sins of fathers and grandfathers forgotten and/or forgiven? North Korea says never about Japan.

  • Israel boasts that it has been killing Iranians.

  • Of course James Bond has to be a black female.

  • Nadler, a horses ass.

  • The most perfect man since Jesus Christ is at it again. Nothing says morality as Charlie 3-Wives Sykes.

  • Neo-Cons are pretty quiet at the moment as Islamic State militants slip back into Iraq.

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