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July 26, 2019

Friday Seftonless Morning Report (7/26/19)

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TGIF Horde.

Big entertainment continues to bleed money and customers. Netflix put TFG on its board of directors. Ahh the Midas Shit Touch strikes again. AT&T learns that you can't just keep raising rates and expect people to bend over and ask for more.

Were you aware that the Federal Government hasn't executed any death penalty convicts in over 15 years? Well, that's about to change. Thank you Attorney General Bill Barr. He may be an insider, but he certainly hasn't been acting like a Swamp creature.

Death and taxes are the two certainties of life. What happens after death is kind of wacky at times.

We adults who work and pay taxes are told everything the government does must be for the children. There was forced busing in the 60s. Why? For the good of the children. We were told that inner city schools were not up to par in comparison to the suburban schools. The inner city schools are worse now than then. But instead of doing the right things for the kids the Democrats have to play footsie with the NEA. Even an old fashioned liberal such as Joe Liberman knows that school choice is key for educating poor and minority students.

President Trump doesn't take rejection well. If the courts are going to issue injunctions based on Orangemanbad and not the rule of law. Then he is going to do his darnedest to win some other way.

If I were president for a week, one of the first things I would do is get us out of the United Nations. Their latest vote should be the last straw. What a f*cking joke this organization is.

These are just a few of items in the news.

  • Netflix losing customers.

  • AT&T loses a boatload of customers after raising DirectTV prices.

  • Federal goverment to resume capital punishment.

  • A bucket of dicks was found and no it wasn't in Florida.

  • Joe Liberman calls for school choice for Democratic candidates.

  • Travel ban for Guatemalans?

  • Israel is the world's only violator of womens rights.

  • Ukraine seizes Russian oil tanker.

  • The State of Illinois is driving gun dealers out of business.

  • Equifax data breach. If you were affected you can file a claim.

  • The anti-Trump hysteria continues. Everything wrong? Trump.

  • Teens hospitalized, it may be related to vaping.

  • One lone Republican congressman attempts to stop online censorship.

  • Air pollution kills 30,000 Americans yearly.

  • Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) sleazy racist.

  • Woodstock 50 may take place. Of course Maryland.

  • Of course it's man's fault.

  • Louisiana Republicans are in sad shape right now.

  • Feel Good Story of The Day. "Nobody's gonna point a gun at me and get away with it."

  • "Genius Award Winner."

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