Linsdsey Graham: After Mueller's Testimony, It's Important to Find Out Who Really Directed and Authored the So-Called "Mueller" Report

"I had more to do with the Mueller Report than probably Mueller did," Graham says.

Why would it be a big deal if Mueller didn't do much of the work? Well, for one thing, Rod Rosenstein didn’t appoint Andrew Weissmann or Aaron Zebley as special counsel. He chose Mueller in large part because of his reputation for integrity and non-partisanship, hoping to dial down the tenor of the political conflict over Russian interference. Without Mueller, the probe would have been led by attorneys with significant Democratic Party connections, including Zebley's legal work for the man who wiped Hillary Clinton’s server to keep investigators from reading her secret e-mails.

What will happen if Graham begins hearings into Mueller’s potential non-role as special counsel?

So I hate to engage in that unamerican, Russia-sponsored past-time called "score-keeping" and "accountability," but some of us for some time have been saying that Mueller was just a figurehead and that this whole sham was the work of 19 Angry Democrats, and some others -- Noah Rothman, AllahPundit, Baseball Cuck, Jonah Goldberg, David French, David Frum, the magnetic Seth Mandel and the incandescently intelligent Jay Caruso - the Queens of Twitter, the usual sell-outs, grifters, morons, nepots, subliterates, and straight-up leftwingers -- have been telling us that no, Robert Mueller is the Man in the Arena and the Only True Patriot in America and we cannot criticize this investigation for that would be to criticize Mueller, who is above criticism.

So once again, we have to tally the score. I'm sorry, I know it's totally unfair for people who make a living at analysis and prognostication to suggest perhaps we can check to see how our previous claims have aligned with revealed reality, but we do have to check.

And once again, we find that...

THE

20 YEARS,

are, get this, Wrong again.

Hmmm... I'm sensing a pattern here.

Does anyone else see it?

Or am I just a QAnon theorist, seeing phantom patterns where none exist?

I'm sure the Apple Genius Bar doesn't see it. They have failed to see everything and will go on doing so, and applauding themselves for doing so.

And of course cyberflirting with other lonely, bitter men on Twitter all day and all night.

You fucking idiots, who keep telling us you're the only ones with intelligence, keep getting everything wrong.

You told us that we absolutely could not challenge this investigation because it was led by a True Blue Establishment Republican, and that, of course, means unquestionable integrity.

PS, when the fuck did this largely-atheist JoyBoy Fun Bunch get so religious such that they're routinely making gods of men and making idols of them?

At some point, aren't the Smartest Guys in the Room required to be right about something?

Even fucking once?

PS, can't wait for that much-anticipated Hayes/Goldberg newsletter. It's gonna be great seeing an allegedly "conservative" news outlet just parrot the same liberal talking points you see on CNN and MSNBC and any other liberal outlet.

Plus, the field is wide open -- there's no one in that market. Except for the Bulwark, the Washington Examiner, Commentary, half of Hot Air, half of Towhnhall, half of FoxNews...

Just as the regular media is 90% liberal servicing the same 40% of the audience, so too at least half -- at least -- of the alleged "conservative" media is actually liberal as well, fighting for that crucial 7-8% of the NeverTrump demographic.

I'm sorry, if you're just retyping Jake Tapper's twitter timeline and pumping it out as "The News," um, what do we need you for? Why do we need a middleman?

What would you say you do here?

posted by Ace of Spades at 04:13 PM

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